MRS

Rules of the wild kingdom don’t apply to friends.


i know what you’re all thinking. that if this works, it might kill me too. but even if it does, you have to stick through with it. stick with the plan

         the plan is to save you. that’s the plan i’m going with.


Bold what applies to you

You just learned a bit about me:

  • I am a cuddler
  • I am a morning person [kinda]
  • I am an only child
  • I am currently in my pajamas
  • I am currently pregnant
  • I am left handed
  • I am a little shy around everyone at first
  • I bite my nails
  • I can be paranoid at times
  • I enjoy country music
  • I enjoy smoothies
  • I enjoy talking on the phone
  • I have a car
  • I have/had a hard time paying attention at school (unless it was interesting)
  • I have a hidden talent
  • I have a pet
  • I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl
  • I have all my grandparents
  • I have been to another country
  • I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor
  • I have broken a bone
  • I have bathed someone
  • I have changed a diaper
  • I have changed a lot over the past year
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I have had major/minor surgery
  • I have killed another person
  • I have had my hair cut within the last week
  • I have mood swings
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
  • I have rejected someone before
  • I like the taste of my own blood
  • I love Michael Jackson
  • I love sleeping
  • I love to shop
  • I own 100 CDs or more
  • I own and use a library card
  • I have more than 100 books in my room
  • I read books for pleasure in my spare time
  • I sleep a lot during the day
  • I watch soap operas on a regular basis
  • I work at a job that I enjoy
  • I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
  • I am currently wearing socks
  • I am tired
  • I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt/write
  • I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month

I have/had:

  • Graduated high school
  • Smoked cigarettes
  • Ridden every ride at an amusement park
  • Collected something really stupid
  • Gone to a concert
  • Helped someone
  • Spun turn tables
  • Watched four movies in one night
  • Been broken up with
  • Taken a college or university level course
  • Been in a car accident
  • Been in a tornado
  • Watched someone die
  • Been to a funeral
  • Burned myself
  • Ran a marathon
  • Your parents got divorced
  • Cried yourself to sleep
  • Spent over $200 in one day
  • Cheated on someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Written a 10 page letter
  • A best friend
  • Lost someone you loved
  • Skipped school
  • Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do
  • Stolen books from the library 
  • Been in a mental hospital 
  • Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
  • Fired a gun
  • Been in a school play or production 
  • Been fired from a job
  • Taken a lie detector test
  • Swam with dolphins
  • Attempted suicide
  • Written poetry
  • Read more than 20 books a year
  • Gone to Europe
  • Loved someone you couldn’t have
  • Used a coloring book over age 12
  • Had surgery
  • Had stitches
  • Taken a taxi
  • Had more than 5 online conversations going at once
  • Had a hamster
  • Dyed your hair
  • Had something pierced
  • Gotten straight A’s
  • Your parents sent you to a shrink
  • Been handcuffed

My hair is naturally the color:

  • Light brown
  • Brunette
  • Dark brown
  • Blonde
  • Black
  • Dirty blonde
  • Strawberry blonde/Ginger
  • Multicoloured

My eyes are:

  • Brown
  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Hazel
  • Light brown
  • A combination of things

I am:

  • Male
  • Female
  • Other

People sometimes label me as:

  • Slut
  • Girly
  • Ugly
  • Nerd
  • Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

  • Spiders/other insects
  • Dying
  • Doctor/Dentist appointments
  • Hospitals
  • Needles
  • Disease
  • Being alone in the dark
  • Heights
  • Small spaces
  • Oceans/large bodies of water
  • Holes
  • Large animals
  • Small animals
  • Open spaces
  • Lightning

I have:

  • A friend with benefits
  • A laptop in my room
  • A television in my room
  • Good grades
  • My own car
  • Married parents

Okay so apparently harry and 5sos are in LA and guess where I’m going in a few hours..

23.07.14 + 0 notes / reblog

kingofwesteros:

i wouldn’t go as far as calling myself a bad bitch i’m more of a moderately mean young lady